Sunday, September 16, 2007

Father of Communication Vs Mother of Statistics

Never before during the entire first trimester has the class been so divided as to what needs immediate attention? It’s the clash of two forms of Businesses. “Business Communication” and “Business Statistics”.
On one side you have a 40% weightage for the Statistics end term but the Father’s terror is so deeply embedded into our hearts that the mind is blocked to think anything beyond. For the layman trying to comprehend what these subjects are all about, Business Communication teaches you how to attend a “business dinner” and still be hungry and Business Statistics tells you how to “normally distribute” your bill among starters, main course and the dessert.
As I burn the midnight oil trying to find a middle way to keep both my "parents" happy, the rest of India sleeps happily after a fun-filled Sunday.

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